STONY - TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
This is the best thing to ever happen in the superhusbands tag. I pissed myself
I always love getting questions like these. They make my day.
DON’T THINK TONY AND STEVE HAVE CHEMISTRY? MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE BEEN LEAD ASTRAY.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF PAIN.
MEET COMMANDER STEVEN GRANT ROGERS (Spoiler alert: He’s no longer a Captain. That went to Bucky.)
MEET EX-COMMANDER ANTHONY EDWARD FUCKING STARK
SEE THESE TWO FUCK-TWATS?! THEY’VE RUINED MY GODDAMN LIFE, AND NOW THEY’RE ABOUT TO RUIN YOURS.
the many looks of tony stark: home judge possibly biased
they’ve been coming to the park for years, almost without fail
every sunday afternoon
FOR TALLY who completed her homework and also for me because i want a new wallpaper
shares with you guys too
The (Not Really) Secret Origins of Movie Night
this is good fic
good fic indeed
basically, this is all valtyr’s idea therefore her fault. aLL HER FAULT
backstory provided by val:
- this is set in the ults verse.
- tony finds out about a secret weapon greg and fury has hidden away in a secret government facility and goes to investigate
- finds out they’re mini supersoldiers, all under 5-6 years old, based directly from steve and decides that he wants all and greg will have none. he takes all 12 back home
- steve eavesdrops on greg and fury about a missing ‘weapon’ tony stole and goes to visit tony at 2am by slamming him against the wall ooh la la
- by the time steve finds out about this the kids are very attached to tony because he’s nicer than the facility and gives them anything they want - (“here is my credit card”)
- showdown between greg and fury, and tony and steve. steve decides that pros outweigh the cons if he coparents the kids with tony and sticks by tony’s decision to not give up the kids at all ever
- CUE DISNEYWORLD ADVENTURES ETC
- basically it’s just an excuse to have ults steve with babies
- also, they find out that 6 of those ministeves are actually ministephanies with unfortunate standardized military haircuts during bathtime. feel free to guess who’s a girl and who’s a boy! huu huu
and that’s the truth.
Look at Luke and Jess Drew. They know what the hell is up.
Leave me alone. I am a senior citizen.
↳ Avengers (2010) #34
#But seriously #let’s just take everything in here #Carol’s uniform is hung up on the coat-rack in the back #and is that Clint’s mask on the banister? #and Thor’s helmet on the post? #And look at all the wine and champagne glasses on the stairs and next to the potted plants #What is going on upstairs? #And Tony totally probably stole that Santa hat from Steve #and Steve is all smug because he probably stole the remote from Tony when he fell asleep #THIS IS ALL SO PERFECT GAH (via scratch-the-maven)
Haha, alrighty. :3
616/MCU crossover (It’s sort of a crossover, you really only get to see 616 Reed when he goes to the MCU universe, but still. lol)
I haven’t read any of these yet so I have no idea how good they are, though I get pretty lucky with finding well written fics. Enjoy! :D